Start my new job next week!

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
10/14/2014 at 15:59 • Filed to: None

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Today, I found myself in the awkward position of resigning from a job I've only been in for a couple of weeks. But it was worth it, because on Monday I start a job that pays thousands more and is just two miles from my house. I'll be the communications planner for a large financial services firm. This is gonna be good.


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Kinja'd!!! Just wear your damn mask... > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:00

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Insert animated Ron Burgundy "That Escalated Quickly" .gif here.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:00

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still requires shoes? Because hot damn I am sure you want to be getting that cheddar while looking like dude in cover pic.

Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:02

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This all checks out.


Kinja'd!!! Turbo666 > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:03

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Congrats dude, I'm looking for the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:03

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Congrats, you lucky bastard!


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:05

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I found a pic of your new co-workers

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:05

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Nice bro. I had to do that once, but I was leaving a shit part-time job for my first career position. And I quit on the spot after working 3 days. I felt like an ass, but it jump started the rest of my life so I'm short on regrets.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:06

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Congrats dude now you'll be able to afford upkeep on the Phaeton FOREVAAA!!

cheers!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Wacko
10/14/2014 at 16:08

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I'm not working at a winery, bro. Though I am something of a wine aficionado.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:09

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Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > 505Turbeaux
10/14/2014 at 16:11

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It probably does. Big companies are like that. But you never know.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:11

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Congrats and good luck!

Will you be working the rest of this week, or did they fire you? How did they react?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:11

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When do you get a helicopter, Gordon Gekko?


Kinja'd!!! FKA-RacecaR > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:11

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Awesome, congratulations man!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > dogisbadob
10/14/2014 at 16:13

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I volunteered to work the rest of the week, but since I'm so new, they told me I could just head home today. But it's on the books as a resignation, not a firing. They were very understanding.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:20

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Awesome. Glad to hear.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:20

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That part worked out well. Awesome exit.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:22

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hey it was the only job i found that doesn't require shoes


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:23

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Did you burn your bridge at the now old place? Or did they understand? (or did they _SAY_ they understood but really gave you the finger on the way out the door?)


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > deekster_caddy
10/14/2014 at 16:35

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Everyone was very gracious, and I was very sincere. So I feel like we parted on good terms.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:35

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That's great, glad it all worked out! Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Wacko
10/14/2014 at 16:39

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Hey, Steve Jobs didn't need 'em.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:41

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Phaetons for all. And, he's buying the beer, too. Thanks Jagvar. Best of luck to you.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 16:44

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yeah and look where he is now...

Too soon??


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 18:06

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What the heck is a communications planner? Can I have a job?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > desertdog5051
10/14/2014 at 18:07

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YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Frank Grimes
10/14/2014 at 18:09

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Writing newsletters, internal and external communications, brochures, marketing materials, email campaigns...stuff like that.

What sort of job are you looking for?


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Jagvar
10/14/2014 at 18:18

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Do you have experience doing that? I bet that might be fun of course I imagine being able to write some funny oddball stuff so I can't imagine that jive'n with corporate stuff.

I am looking for anything so I was mostly joking. I took some time off school to figure out what the crap I wan to do with me self and I am really struggling. Been looking for anything and not getting responses or finding anything I would want to do. But I will be back in school in spring and graduate with a associates or art in visual communications despite having 130 somethign credits I just have no idea what I want to do but want to just graduate and either go to another school or figure something else out. Sorry kinda got personal and stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > 505Turbeaux
10/28/2014 at 07:42

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Had the following exchange with my new boss yesterday:

"The parking lot's about a 10-minute walk, so be sure to wear comfortable shoes."

"What if I'm most comfortable in no shoes?"

"That works, too!"


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Jagvar
10/28/2014 at 08:07

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hahaha PERFECT. He gave you the perfect opening for that!